Buddyhead proudly presents: The Way To Titty City: Buddyhead VS GZA
It weren’t easy to get.
Before the Genius arrived, we got busy bugging Inspectah Deck about setting up an interview after the show, to which his only response was, “The GZA’s gonna be hungry.” At that point, Inspectah took J. Bongwoo to a tent and smoked him the fuck OUT. We didn’t see either of them for the rest of the night. All we know, is that J.B. couldn’t move for a week afterward. And ever since, it seems as though he’s had to strain when reading. We’ll catch you next time Inspectah.
Huxxxtable and I, on the other hand, got to work devising a rapper trap. And, as you can see, we netted us some Wu-Tang. (In fact, we also scored time with Kool Keith. And Dr.Doom don’t do interviews. Which means we rule.) I didn’t particularly think this interview was going to go down when the GZA walked up. He had a swarm of white people yipping at his ankles like dogs, and was screaming, “NO CAMERAS! NO CAMERAS! NO VIDEO!” He made it clear that he didn’t like Youtube during his set, and apparently he was serious. Thankfully, as he got closer, he switched up his shouting to, “THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES! YA’LL HAVE THREE MINUTES!”
We got about five.
And there’s boobs in it.
Unfortunately, they’re attached to a sub-human white girl that was making donkey noises throughout the interview. Now, it’s a FACT that the GZA has seen pretty much everything that can be seen in relation to white girls; and yet, this particular girl’s whale moaning actually tripped the Genius up off his game. This means it’s high-time for this freak to put the shirt ON, and the pills DOWN.
First person to tell us what the hell that thing’s trying to say gets the “too hot for video hosting” uncensored version. Don’t get too excited.
And, yes, you actually get to hear the GZA say, “It’s titty city.”
You’re welcome.